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These are some lies we made up about Livingston.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has regularly been distinguished trying on a jacket in a Livingston flat. Locals here say that this phantom is almost certainly the tormented phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Livingston.
The ghost of a coal-miner has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions crawling out from a manhole on a Livingston road after midnight.
A Chupacabra may repeatedly be made out nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Livingston.
A space alien from planet Mercury can be distinguished time and again glugging down blood from a beaker beside Cox Springs at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from another planet has now and then been seen drifting down Blue Branch very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is every so often witnessed gazing at the water by Lake Mark Dam in the early morning hours.
A female with a somewhat transparent body has purportedly
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been seen on numerous instances throwing rocks into Lake Mark at midnight.
A massive finch can once in a while be seen performing a tune on a xylophone in a Livingston mobile home.
An alien from Saturn was witnessed in a Livingston school at night pacing the corridors.
A space man from another galaxy materialized at Lake Livingston
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State Park sniveling.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was noticed right by the entrance to Big Thicket National Preserve gazing.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement uniform became visible in a mirror in a Livingston apartment; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else present. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Livingston local.
The phantom of an elderly man with a large gray beard was observed in a trailer next to Livingston. The appearance of the watcher startled the ghost who then disappeared. Several folks claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Livingston long ago. Either way, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that is better not messed with.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was witnessed in a Livingston area store, pacing the aisles.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has repeatedly been
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spotted calling out people's names very late at night on a lawn in Livingston. It has been argued that this specific spirit is that of a person who settled here in Livingston a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Livingston
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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