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These are some lies we made up about Liverpool.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO is frequently made out by Horseshoe Bend looking for an object.
The ghost of a bum has been spotted on frequent occasions at Amoco Chemicals Reservoir Levee at night gobbling a fish. In any event, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to come across at midnight.
A huge jackal may often be made out down near the water at Lost Bay smoking a cigar.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress may be spotted often reading a newspaper by Chocolate Bayou. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body has occasionally been made out at midnight studying Eagle Gully in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Liverpool
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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