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These are some lies we made up about Little Elm.
An ET from another planet is frequently noticed washing a bloody scarf in John House Springs late in the night.
A gigantic puma may frequently be observed having a cracker in Big Sandy Park before dawn.
A massive elk can be witnessed very often before dawn heading a piloted tour of Shayhan Point to a crowd of ghosts.
An extraterrestrial has now and then been perceived heaving bricks into the flow at Cantrell Slough before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft is from time to time spotted on a Little Elm lane late in the night.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has supposedly been made out on many instances by Phillips Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
The ghost of a female having names engraved into her leg was perceived staring down into the water at Copperas Point in the early morning hours. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the onlooker. Nonetheless, it's a terrifying ghost that you
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don't want to encounter on a dark night.
An ET from outer space became visible hovering in the air like a blimp in Little Elm.
Bigfoot was spotted gazing at a person slumbering on a mattress in an apartment in Little Elm.
An ET was spotted in a shoe store in the Little Elm vicinity.
An martian tourist from another solar
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system has regularly been distinguished trying on clothes in a Little Elm trailer.
A space alien from Mars is frequently spotted crawling up from a manhole on a Little Elm residential street very late at night.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nostrils is known to have been spotted on several instances snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Little Elm.
A space alien from deep space can repeatedly be noticed turning toward the observer in Cedar Hill State Park by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a shackled up female can be perceived over and over again playing a song on a flute in a Little Elm trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Little Elm
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Ghost Sightings From Little Elm
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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