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These are some lies we made up about Lissie.
The phantom of a strapped up woman was observed pulling a corpse from the cold water of Dewberry Branch before sunrise. When seen the spirit came close to the watcher who then fled.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun was seen having a seat at the dining table in a Lissie apartment glugging down blood from a jar. This precise spirit has been noticed very often in this area.
A colossal iguana was noticed pacing through a mobile home in Lissie.
A giant pony is frequently made out traveling on a stallion in the middle of a highway in close proximity to Lissie.
A space alien from space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances pacing through a building near Lissie.
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Ghost Sightings From Lissie
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Ghost Sightings From Lissie
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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