|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Lipan.
A huge cheetah was seen heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Crockery Creek late at night.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship became visible up on the highest spot of Double Mountain going mad.
A space invader from planet Neptune was observed by Aldenhoven Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
An ET from another planet showed up laundering a blood-splattered bed sheet in Kickapoo Falls at night.
An Icthyosaurus was seen going through garbage cans on a Lipan avenue.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Lipan
Submit a lie about Lipan, Texas:
Other untruthful towns near Lipan, Texas:
Bluff Dale, Texas, 8 miles away
Santo, Texas, 11 miles away
Tolar, Texas, 15 miles away
Millsap, Texas, 16 miles away
Stephenville, Texas, 19 miles away
Mineral Wells, Texas, 20 miles away
Gordon, Texas, 22 miles away
Palo Pinto, Texas, 23 miles away
Weatherford, Texas, 24 miles away
Rainbow, Texas, 27 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Texas
|
Ghost Sightings From Lipan
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
MORE JOKES
|
