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These are some lies we made up about Liberty.
A space invader is repeatedly made out having a seat on the floor in a home near Liberty.
Plato has been said to have been seen on several occasions hurling bricks into the current at Abbott Creek before sunrise.
An extremely large elk can frequently be distinguished on a dark night leading a lead exploration of Graveyard Hill to a party of spirits.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human being inside can be witnessed time and again by Beards Marsh reading a newsletter. One of the residents strongly alleges that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Liberty local resident.
A massive elephant has now and then been observed at Daniels Lake Dam before dawn looking at the surroundings.
An enormous roebuck has purportedly been spotted on many instances crying at the shore at Day Lake.
A half translucent man dressed as the captain of a freight ship may from time to time be witnessed in Black Gully on a dark night gazing.
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large terrifying phantom is regularly perceived in Dayton City Park late at night struggling to grab something.
A giant bat has allegedly been spotted on many instances at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing Ford on a shady road near Liberty.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy may be noticed very frequently gardening
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in the back yard of a trailer in Liberty.
A huge mouse has sometimes been made out scaring folks quite near Lake Houston State Park.
A space alien from Venus is occasionally seen in Big Thicket National Preserve by the ranger station rearranging orbs around.
The ghost of a shackled up man may from time to time be witnessed by an old man canoeing in a river in close proximity to Liberty. Several people assert this phantom is that of a local who lived here in Liberty many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was spotted taking a rest on a bench in a residence in Liberty.
An enormous musk-ox came into sight wandering from house to house before dawn on a Liberty avenue.
An extraterrestrial was seen searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Liberty residence at midnight.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy came into sight seated at the dining table in a Liberty mobile home.
A massive otter was seen gazing at people in a Liberty house through a door crack.
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extraterrestrial from another planet was made out in a wild zone close to Liberty.
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Ghost Sightings From Liberty
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Ghost Sightings From Liberty
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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