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These are some lies we made up about Leonard.
A huge dog was noticed at Correa Lake Dam after midnight enjoying the view.
William Shakespeare became visible being carried by a stallion by a highway in close proximity to Leonard.
An enormous addax was perceived in the middle of Blanton Creek scaring folks.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object became visible pacing through a building outside Leonard.
The Abominable Snowman was made out looking creepy in Bonham State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword was perceived at a public phone in Leonard talking on the phone. When observed the spirit approached the onlooker who then ran off.
The phantom of a female having letters carved into her back has regularly been perceived walking through a Leonard vicinity burial ground. Either way, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Leonard
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Ghost Sightings From Leonard
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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