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These are some lies we made up about Leming.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Purtle Hollow in detail.
A space invader from the cosmos materialized by Elm Creek trying to locate a hat.
The ghost of the driver of a train was seen in Atascosa City Park around midnight hauling a corpse through some bushes. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the viewer. Regardless of what people say, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a seriously mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear was seen staring at the water by Pax Lake Dam before dawn. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the air. Folks who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who are bold enough to interrupt the silence in Leming.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has regularly been distinguished at a coin operated phone in Leming making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Leming
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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