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These are some lies we made up about League City.
An extraterrestrial can be distinguished time and again staring down into the water at Nassau Bay on a dark night.
A female with a somewhat transparent body has now and then been perceived trying on a shirt in a League City building.
A large menacing dragon is now and then seen floating down Armand Bayou after midnight.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions scrambling up from a drain hole on a League City residential road before sunrise.
A gargantuan bison may sometimes be seen in Armand Bayou Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a body by a large boulder.
An alien from planet Pluto has frequently been perceived snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in League City.
A space alien from another galaxy is repeatedly made out in a League City school at the stroke of midnight marching the hallways.
The ghost of a gentleman having
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on a police force outfit is known to have been perceived on several occasions examining Cedar Gully in detail around midnight. Local people declare that this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in League City. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
Johann
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Sebastian Bach may repeatedly be made out in a trailer right next door to League City.
An enormous civet may be observed time and again trying to locate an object under a parked car in a League City parking lot in the early morning hours.
A colossal wolverine has from time to time been perceived shuffling orbs around in Brazos Bend State Park near the ranger station.
The spirit of an old guy with a huge white beard is now and then observed calling people's names on a dark night by a vending machine in League City.
A space man has allegedly been made out on many instances striding through a flat in League City.
A very large porpoise may once in a while be spotted strolling through a building near League City.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was perceived at a coin operated phone in League City using the telephone.
The phantom of a guy having on an army uniform came into sight burrowing a cavity along a secluded highway close to League City at midnight. The witness fled when she set
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Ghost Sightings From League City
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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