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These are some lies we made up about Lawn.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is repeatedly noticed after midnight drifting by on Buck Creek.
The phantom of a delivery man has purportedly been observed on numerous instances by Lake Lawn Dam very late at night looking at the water. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Lawn.
A guy's body having the head of a bat may regularly be observed in a metal boat on Stith Lake meditating. No matter what, it's sure a terrifying phantom that should be let alone.
Snow White may be spotted time and again strolling alongside a wild road in the vicinity of Lawn.
The spirit of a guy hauling a sword has occasionally been distinguished gazing at the panorama from the apex of Bald Eagle Mountain on a dark night. Scores of locals assert this spirit is the struggling soul of a long gone Lawn local resident. Whatever folks utter, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Lawn
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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