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These are some lies we made up about Lavon.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out very often drifting down Bear Creek very late at night.
An martian traveler from another galaxy has once in a while been seen at Bell Lake Dam late at night attempting to grasp something.
The ghost of a delivery man is now and then made out in Avalon Park very late at night concealing a dead body by a large rock. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A sizeable menacing monster is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances fly fishing from the shore of Caruth Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female body can now and then be spotted hanging out in an abandoned house in Lavon. A local says that this ghost may perhaps be a famous days gone by native of Lavon.
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Ghost Sightings From Lavon
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Ghost Sightings From Lavon
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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