La Villa

  This one time I was shooting a zebra that some guy had in a cage behind his house when a game warden pulled up in a car and said hey are you the guy that's shooting zebras and I said oh nah fool those must be some other guys.
So we waited for those fools to leave and we shot the zebra. Then my friend says hey Simon throw that zebra over the fence and I said OK hold on fool lemme just tie my shoes. So I tied my shoes and I picked up the zebra all bloody and threw it over the fence all by myself.
But one of the zebras legs got caught on barb wire and I was like oh s--- fool. By this time the game
    wardens were coming back so I pulled the zebras body as hard as I could until I ripped the body and only the legs stayed stuck on the barb wire.

So I got the zebras body and threw it in the back
of the truck and said go fool! Go! Before they get us! And we took the zebra home and cooked it.
Submitted by Frank
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