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These are some lies we made up about Laredo.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian appeared at Chacon Creek late at night tossing bricks into the water. The watcher was terrified and escaped. Well, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan donkey was perceived at A R Sanchez Lake Dam late in the night swallowing blood from a bottle.
A space invader from another solar system emerged watching shows in a Laredo living room on a dark night.
The Abominable Snowman was witnessed in Shirley Field very late at night having a sandwich.
A giant fawn has regularly been noticed going through garbage container on a Laredo residential street.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions on the shore of Casa Blanca Lake smoking a pipe. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Laredo in the past.
A fluorescent
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human person may regularly be seen reading a book in Lake Casa Blanca International State Park outside the park headquarters.
The phantom of a youthful guy having on a rain coat may be seen time and again on a Laredo residential road very late at night. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit is that of a local who lived here in
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Laredo some time ago. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster has sometimes been observed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Laredo.
A beheaded man is every so often noticed gazing at a person slumbering on a couch in a home in Laredo.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has been witnessed on several instances trying on clothes in a Laredo mobile home.
An martian voyager from deep space has regularly been spotted nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Laredo.
An ET from deep space is repeatedly spotted in a Laredo school around midnight walking the halls.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be distinguished in a mirror in a Laredo trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A female with her head sliced off can be distinguished very frequently in a house close to Laredo.
An army outfit striding around devoid of a body in it
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has every so often been seen in a Laredo area hardware store, strolling the aisles. Regardless of what, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Laredo
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Ghost Sightings From Laredo
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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