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These are some lies we made up about La Pryor.
An ET from another solar system is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions consuming a piece of bread at Knowles Reservoir Dam around midnight.
A lady with a sword in her head can regularly be noticed pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Live Oak Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for certain, it's a menacing spirit that you do not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge ewe may be noticed often staring at the vista from the summit of Sand Mountain in the early morning hours.
A big terrifying monster has now and then been noticed staring at a man sleeping on a futon in a flat in La Pryor.
An ET is every now and then witnessed in a convenience store in the La Pryor vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From La Pryor
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Ghost Sightings From La Pryor
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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