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These are some lies we made up about La Porte.
An martian traveler from another solar system has occasionally been observed rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a La Porte apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of an old Indian chief has been distinguished on a handful of instances up on Blackwell Peninsula smoking a cigar. Residents here who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in La Porte long ago.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be witnessed discussing into the thin air down next to the water at Black Duck Bay.
A Tyrannosaurus has regularly been spotted in the early morning hours looking at Baytown Bend.
A black bat that shifted shape into a lady is repeatedly perceived taking a rest at the dining table in a La Porte house. No matter what people verbalize, it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A giant pig has been witnessed on a small number
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of occasions staring in Pine Gully around midnight.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be distinguished in a secluded place near La Porte.
An enormous crocodile may be witnessed over and over again flickering a kerosene lamp in the middle of Armand Bayou.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another
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planet has from time to time been seen in Abshire Stadium - Deer Park High School on a dark night thinking.
Vasco da Gama is now and then made out mailing a box at a La Porte post office.
The ghost of a young-looking female clothed as a house keeper is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions guzzling regular from a gas pump at a gas station in La Porte.
A giant alpaca can now and then be seen chatting into the thin air as if someone in addition was present.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy was distinguished facing the viewer by the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park. Additional folks in close proximity have had matching incidents involving the same ghost.
A bloodcurdling being emerged in Big Thicket National Preserve by the park headquarters staring furiously at the bystander. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other sightings of this precise ghost.
A space invader from space came into sight walking a Terrier around midnight on a shady La Porte residential
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Ghost Sightings From La Porte
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Ghost Sightings From La Porte
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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