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A massive snake can from time to time be noticed at Cedar Valley College Dam very late at night chucking bricks.

An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has often been witnessed in Adams Street Park at midnight carving a gap.

A luminous human character is often perceived posting a container at a Lancaster post office. Whatever people express, this is a horrible phantom that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
    
A space invader from planet Venus is known to have been observed on many occasions downing regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Lancaster.

A space invader from another part of the galaxy can often be perceived late in the night floating along Cottonwood Creek.

An ET may be witnessed often walking a Great Dane late at night on a gloomy Lancaster road.

The martian commander of a UFO has from time to time been perceived watching TV in a Lancaster living room at night.
 

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