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These are some lies we made up about La Marque.
A massive fish is now and then spotted drinking blood from a jar in Bayou Park late in the night.
A soldier's uniform walking about without a body in it has allegedly been witnessed on several instances marching through a mobile home close to La Marque.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can once in a while be distinguished at a public phone in La Marque making a phone call.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched woman has frequently been observed smoking a cigar in the middle of a desolate road in the vicinity of La Marque at midnight.
A massive gazelle is often perceived by Basford Bayou reading a pamphlet.
The phantom of a guy with a cross cut into his nose may repeatedly be perceived gripping a human skull at Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam before dawn. It has been argued that this exact ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through La Marque some decades ago.
The ghost of the driver of a train
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has now and then been witnessed down near the water at Campbell Bayou yelling. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in La Marque long ago.
A space invader from the cosmos is once in a while spotted in Silo Bayou late at night trying to conceal a body.
The ghost of a critically mangled huntsman
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dragging a dead wolf has been seen on numerous instances twinkling a kerosene lamp in Galveston Island State Park quite near the park headquarters. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come seeking phantoms in La Marque.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO can every so often be distinguished standing by a desolate highway near La Marque.
A woman lacking a head was observed in an apartment in La Marque. When spotted the spirit came within reach of the onlooker who then ran off.
Ferdinand Magellan showed up in a La Marque residence.
A guy without a head was perceived striding along a wild road near La Marque. This precise phantom has been seen over and over again in this area.
A massive ground hog emerged appearing in a restroom mirror.
A tremendously creepy spirit was perceived late in the night following a passing Ford on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of La Marque. There have been further testimonies regarding this ghost
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in the neighborhood. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From La Marque
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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