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These are some lies we made up about Lake Jackson.
An ET from another galaxy is now and then witnessed at Buffalo Camp Bayou in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing stones into the water.
A frightening skeleton has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions taking pleasure in the surroundings at Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Levee at the stroke of midnight. No matter what people utter, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be left alone.
Genghis Khan can every so often be spotted in a canoe on Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Reservoir glugging down blood from a glass.
The alien crew member of a UFO is frequently made out watching shows in a Lake Jackson living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Saturn has allegedly been made out on a few instances on a Lake Jackson residential road after midnight.
A shining human form may regularly be spotted gazing at a man snoozing on a mattress in a residence in Lake Jackson.
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Scores of local residents claim this spirit likes startling foolhardy people who dare to disturb the silence in Lake Jackson.
A gigantic raccoon may be observed repeatedly hauling a dead body across the ground in Austin Park before sunrise.
An ET from another galaxy has sometimes been noticed in a supermarket in the Lake Jackson area.
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extraterrestrial is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions trying on a shirt in a Lake Jackson mobile home.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was noticed in Brazos Bend State Park at the ranger station yelling. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the night. People here assert that this phantom may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Lake Jackson a long time ago. Anyhow, it's sure a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
An martian voyager from another galaxy appeared ascending out of a drain hole on a Lake Jackson lane around midnight.
A headless guy was seen poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Lake Jackson. Shocked by the witnesses the ghost vanished into the night.
A space alien from planet Pluto became visible playing a guitar in a Lake Jackson flat.
An alien from another world was witnessed in a Lake Jackson highschool before sunrise wandering the hallways.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was
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seen in a mirror in a Lake Jackson building; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Jackson
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Jackson
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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