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These are some lies we made up about La Joya.
An ET became visible enjoying the scenery at La Joya Dam very late at night.
A colossal aoudad was witnessed floating by on La Joya Creek before sunrise.
An extremely large monkey was noticed in a house near La Joya.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived in a metal boat on Edinburg Settling Basin consuming a carrot.
An alien from the Moon has often been observed in Las Palomas Wildlife Management Area - Kiskadee Unit in the early morning hours before sunrise drinking paint.
A space alien from another planet is repeatedly observed in a La Joya area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A space man has been said to have been noticed on many occasions in Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park outside the ranger station reading a tabloid.
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Ghost Sightings From La Joya
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Ghost Sightings From La Joya
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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