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These are some lies we made up about Kyle.
A very large shrew is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances resting on a couch in a house in the vicinity of Kyle.
A gentleman with a machete in his head may sometimes be distinguished at Andrews Branch after midnight chucking pieces of wood into the current.
A big menacing ogre was spotted before dawn following a passing Dodge on a dark road near Kyle.
An martian voyager from another galaxy came into view by Alexander Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
The ghost of a delivery man came into view cutting grass in the back garden of a house in Kyle. The spirit didn't care that there was someone else there. In any case, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man from planet Jupiter was distinguished burying a corpse by a big rock in Bob Shelton Stadium after midnight.
An enormous gazelle has often been noticed on the highest spot of Barton Hill around midnight viewing
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the panorama.
A female character is regularly witnessed cleaning a blood-covered rag in Barber Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the local residents definitely alleges that this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Kyle local person.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been
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noticed on a small number of instances examining Withers Hollow in detail around midnight.
A huge gnu can repeatedly be distinguished by a lady fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Kyle.
The phantom of a gentleman clutching a sword may be witnessed frequently sitting in a chair in a house in Kyle.
A colossal walrus has from time to time been perceived looking beside a streetlight in Kyle.
A space man is occasionally perceived browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Kyle flat before dawn.
A Brachiosaurus has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in Bastrop State Park outside the park headquarters attempting to grab something.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth may occasionally be perceived seated at the dining table in a Kyle residence.
A very large jackal has often been spotted looking at folks in a Kyle trailer through a peephole.
An enormous zebu is often observed in a desolate place in the vicinity of Kyle.
The ghost of a bound up female
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is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances dispatching an envelope at a Kyle post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Kyle
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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