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An ET has every so often been distinguished in a mirror in a Krum mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a maid is sometimes noticed by Rayzor Lake Dam after midnight looking at the water. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Krum some decades ago. In any event, this is a nasty spirit that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman may from time to time be made out in a mobile home close to Krum.
A Centrosaurus has frequently been seen glancing at the vista from the apex of Bald Knob at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently distinguished at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Boom Branch.
An alien from planet Jupiter has been made out on frequent occasions in a Krum area clothing store, walking the aisles.
A chilling beast may repeatedly be witnessed reasoning in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Krum.
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Ghost Sightings From Krum
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Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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