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These are some lies we made up about Knox City.
A space alien from planet Mars has from time to time been noticed standing by a deserted highway outside Knox City.
An Icthyosaurus is from time to time observed trying to locate a woman by China Branch.
A huge chinchilla has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions clutching a skull at Clonts Lake Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world can now and then be distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a murky highway near Knox City.
A woman with a sea-green face has repeatedly been distinguished in a trailer in Knox City. It's been alleged that this specific ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Knox City in the past.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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