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These are some lies we made up about Kingsville.
A giant finch has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions in a building in Kingsville.
The ghost of a lady with a bag bound around her head may now and then be perceived pacing by the side of a desolate road next to Kingsville. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A large terrifying ogre was distinguished showing up in a closet mirror.
A sizeable frightening ghost showed up enjoying the scenery at Dick Kleberg Park Dam at midnight. The ghost mumbled about avenging a homicide. People here who have noticed this phantom claim this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Kingsville a long time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
An extremely large springbok was spotted struggling to capture something in a wooden boat on Caesar Grande Water Hole.
A huge guinea pig came into sight chucking chunks of concrete
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into the flowing water at Carreta Creek late at night.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform was spotted burying a corpse by a big boulder in Amistad Park at midnight. The observer got freaked out and escaped.
Julius Ceasar was perceived seated in an armchair in a residence right next door to Kingsville.
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enormous vicuna has frequently been made out at night running after a passing Jeep on a dark road near Kingsville.
An martian tourist from space is repeatedly observed pointing at the witness in Lake Corpus Christi State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space man from another solar system has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances quite near Padre Island National Seashore shouting at the viewer to stay away.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can often be noticed mowing the lawn in the front garden of a flat in Kingsville.
An alien vacationer from space has every now and then been observed by a guy hiking along a trail close to Kingsville.
An Iguanodon is occasionally perceived relaxing in a beanbag in a house in Kingsville.
A space invader from planet Mars is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions walking from flat to flat before sunrise on a Kingsville avenue.
An extremely large wombat may now and then be witnessed relaxing at a coffee table in a Kingsville
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Ghost Sightings From Kingsville
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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