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The spirit of a man grasping a bloody machete can sometimes be seen watching shows in a Kermit living room very late at night. Regardless of what people express, it's sure a creepy phantom that is rather not interrupted.

The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed smoking a cigar in Kermit City Park late in the night.

A gigantic llama came into sight rummaging around in garbage cans on a Kermit lane.

    An martian tourist from another galaxy was seen suspended in the air like a balloon in Kermit.

A space alien from another part of the galaxy came into sight in a shoe store in the Kermit vicinity.

The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was made out trying on shoes in a Kermit trailer.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has frequently been spotted nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Kermit.
 

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