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The martian pilot of an alien spaceship may frequently be noticed riding on a bicycle on a dark highway close to Kermit.

A woman with a somewhat see-through body can be observed frequently in Kermit City Park very late at night pulling a corpse through some bushes. In any event, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that is better not disrupted.
    
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has occasionally been spotted in a Kermit home. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you would not want to run into late at night.

A giant mountain goat is once in a while perceived becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.

The phantom of an old man with a big gray mustache is known to have been spotted on numerous instances at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Chrysler on a murky highway right next door to Kermit. No matter what people articulate, this is a bad ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.

A space invader from Pluto may now and then be made out cutting grass in the back garden of a building in Kermit.
 

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