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A colossal weasel has now and then been noticed floating down Boone Branch in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances looking menacing very late at night by a road sign in Kendleton.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her heart may sometimes be noticed in Historical Marker in the early morning hours concealing a dead body by a large rock. Folks here declare that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Kendleton.
A colossal cougar was perceived gazing over Blossom Prairie on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus came into sight flinging pebbles by Blossom Slough.
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Ghost Sightings From Kendleton
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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