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These are some lies we made up about Kemah.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space is every so often noticed on a dark night studying Pine Gully in detail.
A space man from outer space has purportedly been spotted on many occasions after midnight drifting down on Armand Bayou.
An enormous opossum may every so often be noticed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Kemah apartment.
A dinosaur was perceived yelling in Armand Bayou Park at midnight.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer appeared gazing at folks in a Kemah home through a door crack.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon came into sight hovering next to a shadowy highway in close proximity to Kemah.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was made out posting a postcard at a Kemah post office.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador was distinguished frightening people by Red Bluff. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer.
A space alien is often seen gulping gas from a
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gasoline pump at a gas station in Kemah.
A giant crow is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions gazing at the water by Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam very late at night.
A massive jaguar may repeatedly be witnessed looking down into the water at Galveston Bay after midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has from time to time been observed walking a Saint Bernard after midnight on a gloomy Kemah street.
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Ghost Sightings From Kemah
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Ghost Sightings From Kemah
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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