Kaufman

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  Before I begin I would like to leave a little back story; my family owns a house on the west end of Kaufman by the old Baptist church. In 1912 my grandmother a professional weight lifter at the time build this house by hand as her husband was too sickly to perform the deed himself.
She was a broad lady so she had to make the doorways larger than usual to compensate for her tremendous biceps. My father grew up in this house and later inherited it from the will of the ''Great Iron Lady of Kaufman County''.
When he met my mother they settled down and had me at the very same location. Water birth was
    popular back then so I did suffer a minor concussion upon entering the world leaving me deaf in both ears and blind in one eye.

One day I was plowing the fields and my mother called out from the
house for dinner. I did not hear her as I am deaf so I continued to plow until nightfall. I was walking home from the long day when I saw from the corner of my eye a light.
It was not a normal light it was a bright white one floating in the sky. If I squinted I could clearly see that it was an orb of some kind that for some reason chose to follow me. It was later found out this was just the moon after I ran home screaming at the top of my lungs calling both the police department and the private detective my father hired to spy on our neighbors.
My sister had informed me this is a lie and my
 

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