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These are some lies we made up about Katy.
A very large leopard can every now and then be perceived in Jack Rhodes Memorial Stadium at night attempting to utter something.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered dress was made out in a wild place right next door to Katy. The ghost waved to the watcher. If you talk to the residents, this ghost likes startling unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Katy. Anyhow, it's a scary ghost that is rather not upset.
A gentleman with a sword in his head emerged thinking in the middle of Cane Island Branch. The phantom was swallowed by the air after being perceived.
An ET from the cosmos was observed waving to cars along a shadowy highway close to Katy.
Frankenstein's Monster became visible at Barker Dam before dawn appearing scary.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed slurping gasoline from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Katy.
An martian voyager from outer space was witnessed shouting
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at the bystander to be off by Brazos Bend State Park.
A massive skunk has frequently been witnessed walking a Sheepdog after midnight on a shady Katy lane.
A gentleman's body with the head of a donkey is repeatedly witnessed peeking through mobile home windows in Katy around midnight. In any case, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling
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phantom that you would not want to run into late at night.
A womanly character is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions watching shows in a Katy living room before sunrise. Many people who live here declare this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Katy many years ago. Whatever people utter, this is an antagonistic phantom that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
A very large beaver may regularly be observed rummaging around in garbage cans on a Katy avenue.
A giant musk-ox may be observed frequently on a Katy residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword has from time to time been perceived gazing at a woman snoozing in a bed in a building in Katy.
A space alien from planet Neptune is every now and then perceived trying on a jacket in a Katy apartment.
A space alien from outer space has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions creeping out from a storm drain on a Katy lane on a dark night.
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alien may once in a while be spotted musicalizing on an accordion in a Katy apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Katy
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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