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These are some lies we made up about Justin.
A very large oryx was observed in Bishop Park before sunrise burying a dead body by a large rock.
A Pteranodon came into sight late at night rushing after a passing VW on a murky road in the vicinity of Justin.
A very large crow was distinguished looking at the panorama at Buchannan Lake Dam late at night.
The phantom of a guy having the sign of the devil carved into his nose was seen chucking boulders into the water at Buffalo Creek at the stroke of midnight. The spirit didn't mind that there was somebody else present.
The spirit of an engine driver has regularly been distinguished in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in his rear view mirror at night. Whatever people articulate, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The spirit of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote is often witnessed by a woman fishing by a lake outside Justin.
A space alien from planet
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Mercury can often be seen seated in an armchair in a house in Justin.
A space alien from the cosmos can be seen very often hurling pebbles under a lamppost in Justin.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been made out staggering from home to home late at night on a Justin lane.
A space alien
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from planet Mars is now and then observed downing blood from a bottle in Cedar Hill State Park right by the park headquarters.
A giant koodoo has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions having a seat at a coffee table in a Justin trailer.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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