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An enormous otter can every now and then be observed at Stink Creek Tank Dam at midnight taking in the view.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has regularly been seen viewing the surroundings from the peak of Two Bush Knob very late at night.
A man without a head is often distinguished being carried by a motorbike on a gloomy road right next door to Justiceburg.
An alien voyager from outer space has been said to have been seen on numerous instances in a flat in Justiceburg.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large beard and a wooden leg can regularly be witnessed in a Justiceburg house. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is the tormented soul of an old Justiceburg local person.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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