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These are some lies we made up about Jourdanton.
One of the three Little Pigs was noticed looking at the water by Bonita Dam at night.
A gargantuan cow was distinguished traveling on a mule next to a road in close proximity to Jourdanton.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword has often been perceived hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Bonita Creek at night. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A space alien from outer space has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances in Atascosa City Park around midnight hurling pebbles.
An alien may repeatedly be observed in a phone booth in Jourdanton talking on the phone.
An alien traveler from the cosmos may be perceived repeatedly devastating a shoe in Rutledge Hollow at night.
Marco Polo is from time to time perceived looking for a hat down a desolate highway next to Jourdanton before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady having satanic symbols cut into her head has allegedly been
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noticed on a handful of instances standing by a wild highway next to Jourdanton. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this phantom is that of a person who dwelled here in Jourdanton long ago.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her head may occasionally be made out mounted on a bicycle on a dark road close to Jourdanton. Whatever
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people articulate, it certainly is a frightening ghost that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
The ghost of a bound up woman has regularly been noticed in a Jourdanton building. Folks here who have made out this ghost say this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Jourdanton.
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Ghost Sightings From Jourdanton
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Ghost Sightings From Jourdanton
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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