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These are some lies we made up about Joshua.
A colossal camel was witnessed trying to locate a box up on Brushy Knob.
An ET from another part of the galaxy came into view peeping through mobile home windows in Joshua at midnight.
A bloodcurdling skeleton was observed in Bartlett Park in the early morning hours burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock. Several people in close proximity have had matching sightings involving the same ghost.
A space invader has frequently been seen late in the night floating by on Martin Branch.
A Megalosaurus is frequently observed browsing through garbage cans on a Joshua residential road.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions on a Joshua residential street around midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be seen frequently suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Joshua. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who have the guts
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to disrupt the silence in Joshua.
A decapitated guy has every so often been observed staring at a lady snoozing on a couch in a building in Joshua. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances
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yelling right by Cedar Hill State Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO can once in a while be perceived in a convenience store in the Joshua vicinity.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a bloody spear has often been made out creeping out of a storm drain on a Joshua residential street in the early morning hours.
A huge zebu is often noticed playing a song on a harp in a Joshua residence.
A space man from Venus has supposedly been noticed on many occasions in a Joshua highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the hallways.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can be observed frequently in a mirror in a Joshua home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. Well, it's a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to meet late at night.
The spirit of a badly charred lady is every so often distinguished in a mobile home close to Joshua. Scores of local residents argue this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Joshua before the present.
The phantom of
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a gentleman having a name engraved into his forehead has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances seeking a book underneath a parked Chrysler in a Joshua parking lot late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Joshua
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Ghost Sightings From Joshua
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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