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A space man has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions downing water at Bell Lake Dam late at night.
A large menacing ghost can be made out over and over again by Bluff Creek smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a shackled up guy has once in a while been perceived in Bulldog Stadium at night speaking into the night. Folks argue that this spirit may well be a distinguished past local of Josephine.
An enormous kangaroo is from time to time observed browsing through garbage container on a Josephine avenue.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions on a Josephine lane on a dark night.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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