Johnson City

 
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The alien crew member of a flying saucer can repeatedly be witnessed before dawn hurrying after a passing VW on a murky highway near Johnson City.

The ghost of an old gentleman with a long gray mustache can be made out over and over again raking leaves in the side yard of a mobile home in Johnson City.

A female with a machete sticking out of her head has now and then been made out looking at the water by Lake Johnson City Dam very late at night.
    
An martian vacationer from another solar system has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions drifting down Buffalo Creek around midnight.

A gargantuan capybara may now and then be witnessed by an old man fishing by a lake near Johnson City.

The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head has regularly been made out reading a tabloid down by Buffalo Springs at midnight.

A gargantuan walrus is frequently perceived in the early morning hours scrutinizing Brock Hollow in detail.

 

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