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These are some lies we made up about Iredell.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may be witnessed frequently examining Spring Creek Gap in detail at the stroke of midnight.
Leonardo da Vinci has every so often been observed examining the panorama from the highest spot of Cedar Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan elk is sometimes noticed in an Iredell area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
A space man from outer space is known to have been noticed on frequent instances looking creepy by Bailey Branch.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head can from time to time be witnessed enjoying the panorama at Beard Dam at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Iredell
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Ghost Sightings From Iredell
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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