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A very large skunk is sometimes spotted hitch-hiking alongside a shady road outside Imperial.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a leather jacket is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances mailing a packet at an Imperial post office. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A beheaded gentleman has often been witnessed stacking rocks by Monahans Sandhills State Park. Nonetheless, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A lady with her head and both legs chopped off is often witnessed gulping fuel from a pump at a fuel station in Imperial. In any case, it's a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A gargantuan bighorn has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions talking into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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