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These are some lies we made up about Huntsville.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was spotted very late at night rushing after a passing Chrysler on a shady highway in close proximity to Huntsville.
The ghost of a woman with names carved into her hand was observed at Easam Mill Seat Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the view. This precise ghost has been perceived very frequently in this zone.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is regularly seen smoking a pipe in Baldwin Creek.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nose can repeatedly be distinguished up on the apex of Smith Hill discussing into the thin air. Locals here say that this ghost likes startling unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Huntsville. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not messed with.
A space alien from the Moon may be spotted frequently trying to find something by Cincinnati Bluff.
An alien from the cosmos has occasionally been spotted covering a cadaver
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by a sizeable rock in Emancipation Park late at night.
The ghost of a tied up female is now and then perceived gardening in the back yard of a mobile home in Huntsville. A local woman claims that this phantom may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Huntsville in the past.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship
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has supposedly been perceived on a few instances sitting in a chair in a trailer in Huntsville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has often been witnessed trying to grip something in Huntsville State Park quite near the ranger station.
A giant musk deer is often made out pacing from house to house after midnight on a Huntsville lane.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been noticed on several occasions searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Huntsville flat after midnight.
An ET may regularly be noticed gazing at people in a Huntsville home through a window.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be perceived over and over again in a desolate neighborhood near Huntsville.
A colossal turtle has sometimes been seen standing next to a shady highway next to Huntsville.
An alien explorer from another planet is sometimes perceived dispatching a box at a Huntsville post office.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been made out on a small number of instances swallowing gas from a
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gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Huntsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Huntsville
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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