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These are some lies we made up about Hungerford.
A lady afire, holding a gasoline bottle is often distinguished concealing a body by a large rock in Croom Park before sunrise. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be avoided.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions reading a pamphlet under a streetlamp in Hungerford.
The ghost of a grower having on a worn hat may be perceived over and over again by Baughman Slough clutching a human skull.
A space alien from Jupiter has once in a while been witnessed striding from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Hungerford avenue.
Marco Polo has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Hungerford residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Hungerford
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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