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These are some lies we made up about Humble.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his right hand is every so often perceived by Artesian Slough pointing at the witness. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A large scary beast can every so often be made out fly fishing from the water's edge of Browns Lake at midnight.
A space alien from outer space has often been spotted flinging pieces of wood mid stream in Bens Branch.
An enormous bison has allegedly been made out on frequent instances seated at a table in a Humble mobile home.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be noticed burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Charles Street Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Socrates may be witnessed repeatedly before dawn fluttering over Long Glade.
The ghost of a flight attendant is sometimes perceived exploring Blackland Gully in detail late at night.
An martian
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explorer from another galaxy has been seen on a handful of instances in a deserted spot near Humble.
A very large weasel can occasionally be distinguished sending a postcard at a Humble post office.
A space invader from deep space was noticed in Lake Houston State Park right by the ranger station articulating into the night.
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Centrosaurus was observed seeking a woman down beside the water at Scotts Point.
A colossal hog came into view guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Humble.
The Pied Piper was distinguished talking into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
A massive sheep was witnessed walking a Poodle in the early morning hours on a murky Humble lane.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has repeatedly been observed in Big Thicket National Preserve at the park headquarters attempting to grip something. A lot of people who live here claim this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come looking for spirits in Humble. No matter what people articulate, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
Galileo is known to have been noticed on numerous instances watching television in a Humble living room very late at night.
A pitch black crow that transformed into a lady may often be made out browsing through trash cans on a Humble avenue. Folks who have
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perceived this ghost argue this ghost may be a distinguished days gone by native of Humble.
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Ghost Sightings From Humble
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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