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These are some lies we made up about Huffman.
An ET from outer space may regularly be perceived in a Huffman apartment.
A female lacking a head can be distinguished often at Scotts Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally spotted piling pieces of wood in Blackland Gully late in the night.
An martian voyager from another solar system has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions hauling a body over the grass in L T May Park before dawn.
A space alien from another planet may sometimes be seen coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A space invader was made out by Bens Branch downing root beer.
A massive rat came into sight in Cat Pond late in the night attempting to dump a corpse.
An martian traveler from outer space materialized at Enderli Reservoir Dam at night talking into the air.
A space alien from the cosmos was perceived right by the entrance to Lake Houston State
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Park looking for a man.
The Abominable Snowman was perceived resting on a bench in a trailer next to Huffman.
The spirit of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck has regularly been spotted at night chasing a passing Ford on a shadowy road next to Huffman. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler
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that was killed while journeying through Huffman many years ago.
A space invader is frequently observed in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver observing the phantom in his rear view mirror after midnight.
An enormously scary spirit has been said to have been perceived on many instances trying to seize something right by Big Thicket National Preserve. According to the people who live here, this spirit is that of a person who settled here in Huffman before the present.
An martian vacationer from deep space may often be spotted watering plants in the front garden of a house in Huffman.
A colossal frog may be noticed over and over again seated on a couch in a trailer in Huffman.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has from time to time been observed wandering from flat to flat after midnight on a Huffman road.
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Ghost Sightings From Huffman
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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