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These are some lies we made up about Houston.
A gigantic boar has repeatedly been noticed gulping regular from a fuel pump at a gas station in Houston.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is frequently observed examining Piney Point Gully in detail late at night.
A giant squirrel has supposedly been made out on one or two instances verbalizing into the night as if someone else was present.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body can often be spotted walking a Cocker Spaniel after midnight on a murky Houston residential street.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space may be made out time and again crawling out of Horseshoe Slough drenched in mud on a dark night.
Julius Ceasar has from time to time been witnessed in Anderson Park in the early morning hours holding a human cranium.
A guy with the head of a beast is occasionally perceived looking through building windows in Houston late at night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy
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has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances at Briar Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing bricks into the flow.
A half decayed human cadaver may every so often be distinguished watching TV in a Houston living room very late at night. In any event, it's a creepy phantom that you don't want to come across
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at night.
A huge guanaco has frequently been distinguished attempting to seize something in Brazos Bend State Park near the park headquarters.
A dinosaur is frequently perceived searching through garbage cans on a Houston lane.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer may often be witnessed on a Houston residential street at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a grower in a worn hat can be witnessed very frequently floating in the air like a cloud in Houston. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has every now and then been noticed looking at a guy snoozing in an armchair in a home in Houston.
A huge zebra is sometimes perceived trying on clothes in a Houston residence.
A gigantic coyote has been witnessed on many occasions nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Houston.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot may once in a while be noticed in a Houston highschool
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at night staggering the corridors. According to what the residents argue, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Houston local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Houston
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Ghost Sightings From Houston
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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