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These are some lies we made up about Hockley.
A space alien from another planet is once in a while spotted in a Hockley mobile home.
An alien may once in a while be made out at Bremer Farm Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista.
A lady's body having a donkey's head was spotted on the water's edge of Warren Lake attempting to touch something. The watcher got freaked out and escaped. One of the folks who live here firmly says that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Hockley some decades ago.
An alien voyager from space came into sight pondering in Rock Hollow in the early morning hours.
A man having the head of a goblin came into view moving orbs around in New Kentucky Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the witnesses.
An alien from Jupiter was observed on the peak of Hockley Mound in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the view.
An alien from deep space was perceived pacing next to a secluded
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highway near Hockley.
A Velociraptor has regularly been witnessed in the early morning hours floating by on Brushy Creek.
A massive kid is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances seated in a chair in a flat close to Hockley.
A space alien can regularly be distinguished chucking rocks in Brazos Bend State Park quite
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near the ranger station.
An martian vacationer from another world can be perceived very frequently before dawn rushing after a passing pickup on a dark highway close to Hockley.
A space invader from outer space is every now and then witnessed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A fairly rotten human corpse has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions gardening in the side yard of a home in Hockley. Some of the locals declare this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Hockley.
Aladdin can sometimes be distinguished by an old man hiking along a trail close to Hockley.
A colossal porcupine has frequently been distinguished taking a rest on a bench in a mobile home in Hockley.
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Ghost Sightings From Hockley
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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