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These are some lies we made up about Hitchcock.
The ghost of a lady having numbers cut into her arm may be distinguished very frequently in Bayou Park before sunrise munching on a burger. A number of of the folks here assert this spirit may perhaps be a renowned past native of Hitchcock.
A space invader from space is now and then spotted sipping water by Basford Bayou.
The spirit of a woman with a knife in her chest has been observed on a handful of occasions smoking a cigar down a desolate highway near Hitchcock in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it undeniably is a menacing phantom that any normal person would not want to run into.
A female with the head of a leprechaun can every now and then be observed at Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours talking into the thin air.
A huge bighorn was witnessed standing by a wild road in the neighborhood of Hitchcock.
The ghost of a man with half his head absent came into view carrying a cranium down
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near the water at Jones Bay. When the viewer came into sight the phantom ran off. According to the locals, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Hitchcock local person.
An extraterrestrial was seen being carried by a low rider on a shadowy highway close to Hitchcock.
A headless lady materialized in a Hitchcock apartment. The
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arrival of the viewer frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
The phantom of an 8 feet enormous person was noticed in Galveston Island State Park right by the park headquarters trying to seize something. The eye witness was frightened and fled.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished strolling alongside a wild road near Hitchcock.
The ghost of a woman with half her head lost is repeatedly observed coming into sight in a mirror. If you listen to what the locals assert, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Hitchcock some time ago.
An alien from Jupiter is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances before sunrise hurrying after a passing Jeep on a dark highway near Hitchcock.
A giant goat may be witnessed repeatedly watering plants in the back yard of a residence in Hitchcock.
A form with a skeleton face having on dark robes has sometimes been perceived taking a rest in an armchair in a house in Hitchcock.
A gigantic turtle
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has supposedly been noticed on many occasions digging a hole beside a streetlight in Hitchcock.
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Ghost Sightings From Hitchcock
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Ghost Sightings From Hitchcock
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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