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These are some lies we made up about Highlands.
A space alien has now and then been perceived flinging boulders in Bluff Gully very late at night.
A huge porcupine is once in a while made out stacking chunks of concrete by Grennel Slough.
A huge woodchuck has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions down beside the water at Burnet Bay sipping blood from a jar.
The ghost of a grower having on a hat may sometimes be distinguished chucking rocks into the current at Buffalo Bayou very late at night. Regardless of what people express, this is an unfriendly phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
A huge rabbit was noticed in Battleship Texas late at night covering a cadaver by a big boulder.
A young girl in a blood-covered dress emerged in a Highlands school in the early morning hours strolling the halls. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been several other accounts of this particular ghost. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost
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that you would not want to meet late at night.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy was observed at Cedar Bayou Lake Dam on a dark night enjoying the surroundings.
The Abominable Snowman came into view in a mirror in a Highlands trailer; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A female with a sea-green face was observed
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attempting to exclaim something by Baytown Bend. The onlooker fled after he made out the phantom. Folks declare that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Highlands long ago.
A gigantic monkey was spotted searching for a bag next to a parked Pontiac in a Highlands parking lot at night.
An ET from Mars has often been witnessed in a Highlands area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is frequently distinguished crying out names of people before dawn by a vending machine in Highlands.
A gentleman having a machete in his head is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances appearing terrifying right by Galveston Island State Park. A person who lives here says that this spirit loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Highlands.
The ghost of a mailman may regularly be distinguished turning toward the watcher at Big Thicket National Preserve.
An ET can be made out very often seated at the dining table
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in a Highlands apartment howling at the observer to be off.
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Ghost Sightings From Highlands
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Ghost Sightings From Highlands
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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