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These are some lies we made up about Hico.
A space invader from outer space has regularly been noticed at Fillingim Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the vista.
A gentleman with a machete in his head is often noticed relaxing in a chair in a building in the neighborhood of Hico.
A very large marmoset has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions sobbing in Bailey Branch.
A massive finch can often be spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Pontiac on a shady road near Hico.
A space invader can be witnessed often in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a delivery man has once in a while been witnessed watering plants in the side garden of a trailer in Hico. Nonetheless, it's without a doubt a menacing spirit that is better not messed with.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object is occasionally distinguished by an old woman fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Hico.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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