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These are some lies we made up about Hereford.
A huge jaguar is now and then perceived in Dameron Park before dawn dragging a dead body across the ground.
Marco Polo has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Hereford.
A very large addax may every now and then be observed tossing boulders in Frio Draw before dawn.
A giant lovebird has frequently been spotted playing a piece of music on a flute in a Hereford home.
A female with a knife in her head is frequently made out in a Hereford school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the corridors.
A drifting ghost has purportedly been spotted on several occasions in a trailer near Hereford.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can be distinguished over and over again searching for a bag beneath a parked car in a Hereford parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large salamander has occasionally been spotted in a Hereford area grocery store,
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pacing the aisles.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is from time to time observed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Hereford residence trying to find somebody.
A giant rhinoceros has allegedly been observed on many occasions traveling on a llama by the side of a road near Hereford.
The spirit
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of an aircraft pilot can sometimes be perceived staggering through a building in the neighborhood of Hereford. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not disturbed.
An alien traveler from space was witnessed at a coin operated phone in Hereford making a telephone call.
The scary phantom of a Hun came into view pacing through a Hereford neighborhood graveyard. When the observer appeared the ghost escaped.
An ET from another planet was perceived staying in a derelict home in Hereford.
A terrifying skeleton appeared standing by a wild highway near Hereford. The appearance of the bystander frightened the phantom who then vanished.
An ET was spotted mounted on a Harley on a shadowy highway close to Hereford.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire was witnessed in a residence in Hereford. The spirit spoke about avenging an assassination.
A big menacing monster has regularly been spotted in a Hereford flat.
A giant muskrat has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions
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striding in the middle of a secluded road right next door to Hereford.
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Ghost Sightings From Hereford
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Ghost Sightings From Hereford
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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