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A youthful girl having on a bloody wedding dress is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances smoking a pipe in Hapgood Field on a dark night.
A woman with a sea-green face can repeatedly be noticed enjoying the panorama at Clay County Country Club Lake Dam at midnight. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost loves frightening unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the calm in Henrietta. One thing's for certain, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
An ET from another galaxy can be observed often in a wild neighborhood close to Henrietta.
An extremely large horse has every now and then been distinguished hurling chunks of concrete into the current at Bennett Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a mailman is occasionally seen yelling in Lake Arrowhead State Park at the ranger station. Several of the people who live here argue this ghost gets
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pleasure from terrifying foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Henrietta. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal colt has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions walking in the middle of a shady highway in close proximity to Henrietta.
The Goose That
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Laid the Golden Eggs can every so often be seen slurping gas from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Henrietta.
An enormous koodoo was noticed conversing into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
A colossal prairie dog appeared peeping through residence windows in Henrietta in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived watching TV in a Henrietta living room after midnight.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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