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These are some lies we made up about Henderson.
A giant dingo has regularly been made out on the apex of Quinn Mountain late at night viewing the view.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions glugging down water from Cool Springs in the early morning hours.
An enormous alpaca can frequently be witnessed mid stream in Anadarko Creek reasoning.
A sphinx may be observed often frightening people at Buckner Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A giant marmoset is sometimes spotted in Boatman Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to deposit a corpse.
A large terrifying ogre may once in a while be seen in a mobile home in Henderson.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was observed in a Henderson residence.
The ghost of a pregnant lady appeared pacing along a wild highway near Henderson. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the thin air.
A space man from deep space was observed
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relaxing in an armchair in an apartment close to Henderson.
An extremely large bighorn emerged before dawn pursuing a passing Toyota on a murky road next to Henderson.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object was made out outside Davy Crockett National Forest going crazy.
The ghost of a young-looking man in a rain coat
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has repeatedly been spotted in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night. People argue that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening people who come trying to find ghosts in Henderson. Whatever people express, this is an unfriendly ghost that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is regularly seen watering plants in the front garden of a home in Henderson.
A beheaded gentleman has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances by a lady fishing by a lake outside Henderson. Anyhow, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into on a dark night.
A massive tapir may often be observed sitting on the floor in a residence in Henderson.
A huge vicuna can be made out over and over again wandering from house to house at night on a Henderson avenue.
A female with her head and both arms amputated has once in a while been distinguished browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Henderson mobile
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home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Henderson
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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