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These are some lies we made up about Helotes.
An alien from the cosmos is regularly observed smoking a cigar up on the top of Black Hill.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions by Chimenea Creek chatting into the air.
A large scary beast may repeatedly be spotted slurping diesel from a pump at a gas station in Helotes.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform may be noticed repeatedly by Heimsath Cemetery Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy has now and then been made out checking out Anton Hollow in detail before dawn.
A space invader from planet Mars is from time to time witnessed in Frech Creek Park before sunrise gazing.
The ghost of a tied up man has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a murky Helotes lane.
A huge gemsbok may from time to time be spotted watching
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movies in a Helotes living room after midnight.
A space man from another galaxy was noticed on a Helotes residential road around midnight.
A huge buffalo came into view startling people beside Honeymoon Spring at night.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood was observed floating in the air like a balloon in Helotes. This
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is one of those ghosts that is noticed very often in close proximity. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that should be stayed away from.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized in a grocery store in the Helotes vicinity.
A giant newt was witnessed in Blanco State Park by the ranger station facing the onlooker.
A man with a big hole through his torso has often been observed climbing out from a drain hole on a Helotes residential street late at night.
A huge opossum is often observed playing a piece of music on a piano in a Helotes mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Helotes
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Ghost Sightings From Helotes
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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