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An martian tourist from space has been spotted on many instances relaxing at a coffee table in a Hedley apartment searching for a shoe.
A decapitated guy may from time to time be noticed dining on a carrot in Crow Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform was perceived hauling a body from the freezing water of Bell Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else in attendance. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-covered spear became visible washing a blood-splattered rag in Indian Creek Spring very late at night. When the witness materialized the spirit ran off. One of the residents strongly declares that this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Hedley local resident.
The ghost of a civil war fighter was observed traveling on a stallion alongside a road close to Hedley. The arrival of the eye witness scared the ghost who then vanished.
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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